21st Birthday Jokes!

21st birthday jokes, for that special rite of passage when the child becomes an adult in body and....sometimes not much else. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Adulthood! Now go get a job.

Funny Quotations
21st Birthday, Group 1

Hey, you just turned 21! Call your parents and tell them they can’t make you go to bed!
- Anonymous

My advice for a 21-year-old: Don’t drink and vote.
- Melanie White

On the roller coaster of life, your 21st birthday is like being at the top of the first giant hill with your hands in the air and no lap bar.
- Greg Tamblyn


At 21 you’re old enough to go to Vegas where you can lose all your money trying to hit on 20.
- Melanie White

21st Birthday Jokes
Group 2

Being 21 isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You have to start buying your own toilet paper.
- Melanie White

At 16 you can drive. At 21 you can have a cold one. Do both at the same time and your present might not have a future.
- Greg Tamblyn

21 is when you finally grant your parents their freedom.
- Melanie White

21 is a terrific age, maybe the best. TOO BAD YOU CAN’T BE THAT OLD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE HAHAHAHAHA.
- Greg Tamblyn

At 21 years old, lots of new doors open up. Unfortunately the ones that could get you in the most trouble are the most tempting.
- Anonymous

You're 21! Almost everything you really enjoy is now legal.
- Unknown Author

21st Birthday Jokes
Group 3

One fun thing on your 21st birthday is getting carded. It’s even more fun on your 30th.
- Melanie White

Congratulations! You’re no longer a teenager. Now just wait till you get to be the parent of one.
- Greg Tamblyn

When you’re 21, you have to pay your own way. You’re going to have a whole different opinion about wearing designer jeans.
- Melanie White

Your parents are really excited about you turning 21. They’ve already shown me the re-design plans for your room.
- Melanie White

Now that you’re 21, nobody can tell you want to do, unless of course, you’re married.
- Melanie White

This Might Just Save Your Party...

21st Birthday Jokes
Group 4

On my 21st birthday my parents gave me a cheese platter. I kept the knife just in case I ever want to give it back.
- Greg Tamblyn

Now that you’re 21, it’s time to stop playing video games and start designing them.
- Melanie White

I enjoyed being 21 so much, I’ve been that old for several years now.
- Melanie White

I remember when I was 21. See, I’m not that old.
- Melanie White

Now that you’re 21, people will expect you to be more responsible and learn how to change the toilet paper roll.
- Melanie White

21st Birthday Jokes
Group 5

Now that you’re 21, it’s time to grow up. No more Peter Pan – unless it’s on a sandwich.
- Melanie White

On your 21st birthday, you might want to think about joining the growing number of performers who “will sing for food.”
- Melanie White

I’ve been 21 more times than I can count.
- Melanie White

“Granny,” asked Johnny, “today I’m 21 years old. Tell me again why I can’t hike across the lake like my dad, my grandpa, and my great-grandpa before me?”
Grandma looked at Johnny and said, “For the last time, Johnny, they were all born in January. You were born in the middle of August!”

Hey, you’re 21! I’ll toast to that.
- Melanie White

From George Carlin:

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?

If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. 



You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life! You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

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