Funniest Cute Love Sayings And Quotes

Cute love sayings about the magic glue that propagates the species. These short clean jokes will give you grins, giggles, and hopefully some perspective.

Funny Quotations:
"Love," Group 1

A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: “Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?”
- Ronnie Shakes

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
- Garrison Keillor

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff

In matters of the heart, the head is often fooled;
in matters of the head, the heart is often overruled.
- Mardy Grothe

Falling in love is the best drug there is. But they never tell you about the side effects.
- Greg Tamblyn

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost

Cute Love Sayings
Group 2

I've only been in love twice in my life. The first time was with a man. The second time was with this Snickers bar I'm eating for breakfast.
- Absinthe Fairie ‏@absinthe_fairie

A woman can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
- Cher

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Ambrose Bierce

Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
- Anonymous

My favorite sense of touch is yours.
- Poppy ‏@poppy_daydreams

They say you’re in love when you want to spend all your time with someone. Apparently I’m in love with my bed.
- Mizgin ‏@OfficialMizGin

Cute Love Sayings
Group 3

Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it.
- Albert Einstein

Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
- Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained.
- Robert Graves

Love is a sport in which the hunter must contrive to have the quarry in pursuit.
- Alphonse Karr

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
- Alphonse Karr

When a man is really in love he can't help looking like a sheep.
- Agatha Christie

Cute Love Sayings
Group 4

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
- Agatha Christie

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- Brendan Behan

Love is the soy sauce on the chop suey of life.
- Wally Phillips

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.
- James Dewar

Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery 

Short Clean Jokes:
"Love" Group 5

Love is what happens to a man and a woman who don’t know each other.
- Somerset Maugham

Love is like the measles, all the worse when it comes late in life.
- Douglass Jerrold

Love is staying awake all night with a sick child. Or a very healthy adult.
- David Frost

Love is blind. I guess that’s why it proceeds by the sense of touch.
- Morey Amsterdam

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charles M. Schulz

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
- Mark Twain

Cute Love Sayings
Group 6

If you love someone, set them free. Change addresses. Get a dog. And live happily ever after.
- Ham on Wry ‏@HeyZeus666

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.
- Willie Nelson

You can tell how much I love you by the number of times I drive past your house in a day
- bombsy ‏@bombsydoll

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
- Pearl Bailey

A woman once broke up with me by saying: “My ex-boyfriend who I was in love with but wouldn’t marry me so I broke up with him, is now sick and possibly dying and wants me back, and I can’t say no.”
I’m going to make that into a country song and get rich.
Greg Tamblyn

I have a wife I love very much when it is her turn to be loved on the love schedule which we have neatly posted on the refrigerator.
- Dead Pan Nick @Contwixt

True love doesn't have a happy ending:
True love doesn't have an ending.
- Anonymous

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