Funny inspirational quotes about life that'll help you live long and prosper - with humor. Life is what you make it, so make it funny.

Inspirational Funny Life
Sayings, Group 1

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
- Mae West

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'. Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night'.
- Charles M. Schulz

Life is a journey but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.
- Isaac Asimov

Life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
- Jimmy Buffett

Life is like photography.  You use the negative to develop.
- Swami Beyondananda (Steve Bhaerman)

Funny Inspirational Quotes
About Life, Group 2

Tell people you love them, because life is brief. But SHOUT it at them in Hungarian, because life is confusing and scary.
- Unknown Author

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
- Bill Watterson

Sometimes you need to unplug your life, wait 60 seconds, then plug it back in.
- Unknown Author

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
- Edith Wharton

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
- Charles M. Schulz

Judging by my life, I think I’ve got one of those guardian angels that’s still trying to earn its wings.
- Melanie White

Funny Inspirational Quotes
About Life, Group 3

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
- Stephen Wright

Life is a PhD program. May you graduate with humor!
- Greg Tamblyn

The best things in life aren't things.
- Ann Landers

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

Whenever you begin to feel a tinge of envy, repeat to yourself: 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's life.'
Mardy Grothe

Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questions, and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends.
- Joseph Campbell

Funny Inspirational Quotes
About Life, Group 4

If life is giving you lemons, you’re going to the wrong grocery store.
- Greg Tamblyn

I am not an eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.
- Dame Edith Sitwell

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
- Will Rogers

Life is magical and messy; it’s Hogwarts and warthogs.
- Greg Tamblyn

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
- Quentin Crisp

Funny Inspirational Quotes
About Life, Group 5

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
- Albert Einstein

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Life is a rainbow which also includes black.
- Yevgeny Yevtushenko

The real trick is to stay alive as long as you live.
-Ann Landers

For most men, life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
- Clifton Fadiman

When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, ‘compared to what?
- Sydney Harris

The mystics tell us life is an illusion. So eat whatever you want.
- Greg Tamblyn

Funny Inspirational Quotes
About Life, Group 6

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.
- Andy Rooney

My life is so easy and empty I actually have a strong opinion about the look of the new iPhone operating system.
- Damien Fahey

Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
- Unknown Author

Life is full of doors and fools with the wrong keys.
- Leonid Sukhorukov

Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around every once in awhile, you could miss it.
- John Hughes

If logic tells you that life is a meaningless accident, don't give up on life. Give up on logic.
- Shira Millgrom

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